Because my imagination just rolls with it
Basically, my boyfriend was eating ready lasagna from the store. But he didn't want all of it so he cut the package sort of in half and took out a half. Then he planned to fold it shut. It didn't want to, but just ended up looking like a little lasagna package throne. I thought it was adorable, he thought I was being silly. So I named him king of lasagna box! All hail our lord and lasagna!!!